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I have been enjoying my Juke non-stop. Last Friday some jealous idiot decided to rip my wing mirror off & its cost me £56 for the pleasure.
BUT I won't let the green eyed little S*** put me off. Why do people have to ruin other peoples cars??? For once the lovely parts man at Nissan Mcr was really helpful and got me a new mirror in 24 hours and fitted it. Think he fell for the dumb cougar routine, either that or he was scared I might pounce on him!!
 

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Hey, whatever works I say, if it gets you what you want.

Glad it's sorted but hope the little gits get payback for what they did, I want to electrify mine but hubby won't let me.
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I would like Nissan to introduce a taser system which strikes when somebody touches your car who shouldnt!
 

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let's hope Karma pays them a visit and they fall off a roller coaster and break every bone in their body!
Glad it got sorted quickly
 

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At least if you have the rear camera you can see the little sh1t when your running them over....
 

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Paranoid / Paranoiai think we are all suffering with it ! I have a dickie fit if anyone is within 2 yard of my little beauty. And whats with the looking out the window sh-t all the time - doing my frikkin head in , i must walk 10 mile a day to the front window - check - double check and check again, im losing it !!!!!!

Punch me

Should have this in aseparatethread i think - God knows what others are like. I need a sniper rifle fully loaded in my bedroom window.Is it just me ?
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No different for me snout. I'm just lucky that I can sit in the living room and see my car and all who walk past looking at it. Totally paranoid.


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This is what we need, made me laugh my socks off, and the comment that says that they were given "A Bit of a Slap" classic.

TEENAGE thieves targeting vans parked on a council estate forced open the doors of one - and were confronted by four SAS men on a stakeout.
Two of the Who Dares Wins heroes stayed put while the other two chased the panic-stricken tearaways and gave them "a bit of a slap".
The SAS surveillanced team was on a night-time counter-terrorism training exercise in Manchester.
A source said: "The lads each had a machine gun and a side pistol with live ammunition to make it realistic. They saw these scrotes coming for some time.
"They were trying their luck on every van in the estate, looking for tools they could pinch.
"One of the team was resting, one on standby, one log-keeping and monitoring the radio, and the fourth was watching the practice target through the scope of a sniper rifle.
"They didn't want to move for fear of ruining the exercise and hoped the gang would pass them by.

"The lads decided they would teach them a lesson if they did get into their van, which is exactly what happened.

"To this day, those idiots probably still don't have any idea who they were messing with - but it hopefully made them think twice about doing that to anyone else again."
With the team's cover blown, the exercise was cancelled. But no official report was made to police to prevent members having to give court evidence.

The incident was confirmed by senior defence forces.

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Hi there,I know how you feel have had all my previous new cars vandalised within weeks, when will this country see sense , get some Arabs with Scimitars to lay down the law and cut some hands off. T
 
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