The alternative profiles thread

... · Dec 17, 2010

here are some members alternative profiles feel free to make up your own and add it
please be sure not to cause offence to any member, I did seek approval from both of my victims sorry friends

<t></t><table align="center" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><t><tr><td width="50%">Member Profile: 12Inchmick</td>
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<td width="30%">

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<td width="80%"></td>
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<td>Username:</td>
<td>300mmmick</td>
</tr>
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<td>Group:</td>
<td>Senior Member

</td>
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<td width="30%">Account Status:</td>
<td width="80%">Active nuisance
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<td>Joined:</td>
<td>25 Aug 2010 at 1:48am</td>
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<td>Last Visit:</td>
<td>Today at 2:11pm</td>
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<td>Posts:</td>
<td>324 [2.82 posts per day]</td>
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<td>Find Posts:</td>
<td>

</td>
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<td>Online Status:</td>
<td>

Offline</td>
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<td>Information</td>
<td>Communicate</td>
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<td width="30%">Real Name:</td>
<td width="80%">Mick Foote</td>
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<td width="30%">Gender:</td>
<td width="80%">Male</td>
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<td>Date of Birth:</td>
<td>Not Given</td>
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<td>Age:</td>
<td>old</td>
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<td>Location:</td>
<td>Ramsgate Kent</td>
</tr>
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<td>Homepage:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
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<td>Occupation:</td>
<td>internet gangster
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Interests:</td>
<td>internet gangstering
</td>
</tr>
</t></table>
</td>
<td valign="top">
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<td>Private Message:</td>
<td>

it is private
</td>
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<td>Buddy List:</td>
<td>what buddy's
</td>
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<td width="30%">Email Address:</td>
<td width="80%">

</td>
</tr><tr>
<td>MSN Messenger:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
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<td>AIM Address:</td>
<td>

to wind everyone up</td>
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<td>Yahoo Messenger:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
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<td>ICQ Number:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
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<td>Skype Name:</td>
<td>

Not Gi</td></tr></t></table></td></tr></t></table>

Edited by: deks36

... · Dec 17, 2010

<t></t><table align="center" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><t><tr><td width="50%">ember Profile: feefeeglasgow</td>
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<td width="80%"></td>
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<td>Username:</td>
<td>feefee the flower tot
</td>
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<td>Group:</td>
<td>forget me not

</td>
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</td>
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<td width="30%">Account Status:</td>
<td width="80%">Active menstural woman
</td>
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<td>Joined:</td>
<td>14 Jul 2010 at 9:14pm</td>
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<td>Last Visit:</td>
<td>Today at 5:46pm</td>
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<td>Posts:</td>
<td>36825 [455.29 posts per day]</td>
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<td>Find Posts:</td>
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</td>
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<td>Online Status:</td>
<td>

Offline</td>
</tr>
</t></table>
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Information</td>
<td>Communicate</td>
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<td valign="top">
<t></t><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1">
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<td width="30%">Real Name:</td>
<td width="80%">Fiona</td>
</tr>
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<td width="30%">Gender:</td>
<td width="80%">need you ask
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Date of Birth:</td>
<td>don't be so nosey
</td>
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<td>Age:</td>
<td>Unknown</td>
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<td>Location:</td>
<td>Glasgow</td>
</tr>
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<td>Homepage:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
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<td>Occupation:</td>
<td>correcting my hubby
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Interests:</td>
<td>giving my hubby what for
</td>
</tr>
</t></table>
</td>
<td valign="top">
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<td>Private Message:</td>
<td>

you'll find out one day
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Buddy List:</td>
<td>

white jukey pukey</td>
</tr>
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<td width="30%">Email Address:</td>
<td width="80%">

Private</td>
</tr><tr>
<td>MSN Messenger:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
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<td>AIM Address:</td>
<td>

to prove we in the north are a hardier bunch
</td>
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<td>Yahoo Messenger:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
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<td>ICQ Number:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
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<td>Skype Name:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
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</td>
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<td colspan="2">Signature</td>
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<td colspan="2">

Juke 1.5 dci Acenta Premium in Arctic White,grey interior, chrome bumper protector - no other bling!!!

- LOVE IT ...............but really wish I had bought a FORCE RED one</td></tr></t></table>
Edited by: deks36

feefeeglasgow · Dec 17, 2010

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<TD width="50%">Member Profile: deks36 - aka HUFFY BOY</TD>
<TD width="50%">Active Stats</TD></TR>
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<TD width="30%">

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<TD width="80%"></TD></TR>
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<TD>Username:</TD>
<TD>deks36</TD></TR>
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<TD>Group:</TD>
<TD>Senior Member

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<TD width="30%">Account Status:</TD>
<TD width="80%">Active</TD></TR>
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<TD>Joined:</TD>
<TD>23 Sep 2010 at 9:57am</TD></TR>
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<TD>Last Visit:</TD>
<TD>Today at 9:52pm</TD></TR>
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<TD>Posts:</TD>
<TD>1394 [16.40 posts per day]</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Find Posts:</TD>
<TD>

Find Members Posts</TD></TR>
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<TD>Online Status:</TD>
<TD>

Online</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=top>Online Location:</TD>
<TD>Viewing Member Profile
‘deks36’ Member Profile</TD></TR></T></T></TABLE></TD></TR>
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<TD>Information</TD>
<TD>Communicate</TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=top><T><T></T></T>
<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><T>
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<TD width="30%">Real Name:</TD>
<TD width="80%">Steve</TD></TR>
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<TD width="30%">Gender:</TD>
<TD width="80%">METROSEXUAL</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Date of Birth:</TD>
<TD>SADLY THE YEAR ENGLAND WON THE WORLD CUP!!!</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Age:</TD>
<TD>44</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Location:</TD>
<TD>SOUTH OF THE BORDER</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Homepage:</TD>
<TD>WATCH WITH MOTHER</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Occupation:</TD>
<TD>BEING A TOTAL NUISANCE</TD></TR>
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<TD>Interests:</TD>
<TD>ALSO BEING A TOTAL NUISANCE</TD></TR></T></T></TABLE></TD>
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<TD>Private Message:</TD>
<TD>

no tHANKS</TD></TR>
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<TD>Buddy List:</TD>
<TD>HAS NO PALS</TD></TR>
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<TD width="30%">Email Address:</TD>
<TD width="80%">

Private</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>MSN Messenger:</TD>
<TD>

Not Given</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>AIM Address:</TD>
<TD>

Not Given</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Yahoo Messenger:</TD>
<TD>

Not Given</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>ICQ Number:</TD>
<TD>

Not Given</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Skype Name:</TD>
<TD>

Not Given</TD></TR></T></T></TABLE></TD></TR>
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<TD colSpan=2>Signature</TD></TR>
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<TD colSpan=2>

SADLY HE IS MISTAKEN - HE IS COLOUR BLIND!!!!
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feefeeglasgow · Dec 17, 2010

sadly tried to get DEKS back but couldnt think of anything smart to say.... for once!!!!

... · Dec 17, 2010

<t></t><table align="center" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><t><tr><td width="50%">Member Profile: deks36</td>
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<td width="80%"></td>
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<td>Username:</td>
<td>deks36 aka huffyboy
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Group:</td>
<td>Senior Member

</td>
</tr>
</t></table>
</td>
<td valign="top">
<t></t><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1">
<t><tr>
<td width="30%">Account Status:</td>
<td width="80%">Active</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Joined:</td>
<td>23 Sep 2010 at 9:57am</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Last Visit:</td>
<td>Today at 10:37pm</td>
</tr>
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<td>Posts:</td>
<td>1399 [16.46 posts per day]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Find Posts:</td>
<td>

Find Members Posts</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Online Status:</td>
<td>

Online</td>
</tr>
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<td valign="top">Online Location:</td>
<td>Viewing Member Profile
‘deks36’ Member Profile</td>
</tr>
</t></table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Information</td>
<td>Communicate</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td valign="top">
<t></t><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1">
<t><tr>
<td width="30%">Real Name:</td>
<td width="80%">Steve</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="30%">Gender:</td>
<td width="80%">Metrosexual</td>
</tr>
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<td>Date of Birth:</td>
<td>sadly the year England won theworld cup
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Age:</td>
<td>44</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Location:</td>
<td>South of the Border
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Homepage:</td>
<td>

watch with mother
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Occupation
</td>
<td>
BEING A TOTAL NUISANCE</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Interests:</td>
<td>
BEING A TOTAL NUISANCE</td>
</tr>
</t></table>
</td>
<td valign="top">
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<td>private message
</td>
<td>no thanks
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Buddy List:</td>
<td>

I have no pals</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="30%">Email Address:</td>
<td width="80%">

Private</td>
</tr><tr>
<td>MSN Messenger:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>AIM Address:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Yahoo Messenger:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ICQ Number:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Skype Name:</td>
<td>

Not Given</td>
</tr>
</t></table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2">Signature</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2">

Sadly I am mistaken as I am colour blind
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Edited by: deks36

... · Dec 17, 2010

I have tidied up the above post for fee seems it doesnt like my pics which is what blows it up out of size so i have removed them other than that it is as fee wanted it

12Inchmick · Dec 18, 2010

<t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" tableborder="tableBorder" align="center" style="text-align: left; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb204, 204, 204; border-right-color: rgb204, 204, 204; border-bottom-color: rgb204, 204, 204; border-left-color: rgb204, 204, 204; : rgb255, 255, 255; width: 907px; "><t><tr tableledger="tableLedger" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-weight: bold; : rgb211, 218, 237; line-height: 22px; -: http://www.jukeownersclub.co.uk/forum/forum_s/default_toolbar_.gif; "><td width="50%">Member Profile: deks36</td><td width="50%">Active Stats</td></tr><tr tablerow="tableRow" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4; : rgb251, 251, 253; "><td valign="top"><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"><t><tr><td width="30%">
</td><td width="80%"></td></tr><tr><td>Username:</td><td>deks36</td></tr><tr><td>Group:</td><td>Senior Citizen Member

</td></tr></t></table></td><td valign="top"><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"><t><tr><td width="30%">Account Status:</td><td width="80%">Hyper-Active</td></tr><tr><td>Joined:</td><td>23 Sep 2010 at 8:57am</td></tr><tr><td>Last Visit:</td><td>Yesterday at 9:57pm</td></tr><tr><td>Posts:</td><td>1402
(of which 22
spelt correctly)</td></tr><tr><td>Find Posts:</td><td>

Find Members Posts</td></tr><tr><td>Online Status:</td><td>

Offline (Thank God)</td></tr></t></table></td></tr><tr tableledger="tableLedger" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-weight: bold; : rgb211, 218, 237; line-height: 22px; -: http://www.jukeownersclub.co.uk/forum/forum_s/default_toolbar_.gif; "><td>Information</td><td>Communicate</td></tr><tr tablerow="tableRow" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4; : rgb251, 251, 253; "><td valign="top"><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"><t><tr><td width="30%">Real Name:</td><td width="80%">Shirley</td></tr><tr><td width="30%">Gender:</td><td width="80%">Old Woman</td></tr><tr><td>Date of Birth:</td><td>21 Jun 1956</td></tr><tr><td>Age:</td><td>12 (Mental)</td></tr><tr><td>Location:</td><td>Sunnyside
Home for the Incontinent
Herne Bay,Kent</td></tr><tr><td>Homepage:</td><td>

Porno Hub</td></tr><tr><td>Occupation:</td><td>Searching for the "Ugly Tree"
So he can have another go</td></tr><tr><td>Interests:</td><td>Working to enter
The Guinness Book ofRecords
for breaking every bone
in his body by accident.
Spelling - My way

</td></tr></t></table></td><td valign="top"><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><t></t><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"><t><tr><td>Private Message:</td><td>

Send Private Message
(why would you?)</td></tr><tr><td>Buddy List:</td><td>

Add to Buddy List
(Redundant)</td></tr><tr><td width="30%">Email Address:</td><td width="80%">

[email protected]
.co.uk</td></tr><tr><td>MSN Messenger:</td><td>

[email protected]
msn.com</td></tr><tr><td>AIM:</td><td>

To beat Dementia
(too late)</td></tr><tr><td>Yahoo Messenger:</td><td>

spellcheck.com</td></tr><tr><td>IQ :</td><td>

30 (cheated)</td></tr><tr><td>Skype Name:</td><td>

Bed Wetter 36</td></tr></t></table></td></tr><tr tableledger="tableLedger" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-weight: bold; : rgb211, 218, 237; line-height: 22px; -: http://www.jukeownersclub.co.uk/forum/forum_s/default_toolbar_.gif; "><td colspan="2">Signature</td></tr><tr tablerow="tableRow" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4; : rgb251, 251, 253; "><td colspan="2"><div msgsignature="msgSignature" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4; max-height: 160px; width: 899px; : left; overflow-x: auto; overflow-y: auto; ">
<div style="text-align: center;">"I Might have Dementia !"</font><div msgsignature="msgSignature" style="text-align: center;font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4; max-height: 160px; width: 899px; : left; overflow-x: auto; overflow-y: auto; ">"But at least I don't have Dementia</font>"</font>
</td></tr></t></table>

Edited by: 12Inchmick

... · Dec 18, 2010

that wasn't 3 it was one capital wrong and comma in wrong place wife says

12Inchmick · Dec 18, 2010

deks36 said:
thats not mis spelt thats mis typed

goes off to rectify,

I really should read it properly before hitting post button.

Sorry my mistake.
By the way whats a Licro Climate?

PMSL

... · Dec 18, 2010

its a bit of elasticated weather

feefeeglasgow · Dec 19, 2010

Yeah - Should read LYCRA climate

Fantastic thread for DEKS - Mick

Poor you DEKS - see what you have started..

CHanging the subject - How is the snow with you all down there - Are you all OK

Fee

... · Dec 19, 2010

well I started it so have to expect it back, only fair

weather here is ok just a little bit of snow for us 4" so much better off than you up North

JUKEOFYORK · Dec 26, 2010

Very funny.Enjoyed all the alternative profiles,very clever.

Deks,try not to let your grammer and spelling get you down. You just grab your crayons and stick tocolouring in.

... · Jun 19, 2011

Just thought I would resurrect this old thread did this a while back long before some members joined,
you may find it funny and even want to post one feel free
One or two members may find themselves on the receiving end soon if I can come up with some whitty comments as above

trachycarpus · Jun 19, 2011

Deks , That is a very funny thread but I will not be posting any variants on it . Tc

JUKEOFYORK · Jun 19, 2011

deks36 One or two members may find themselves on the receiving end soon if I can come up with some whitty comments as above [/QUOTE said:
Gulp!! I'd better get Fee to lock this thread, quickly.

JUKEOFYORK · Jun 19, 2011

<T></T>
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<TR>
<TD width="50%">ember Profile: Kats</TD>
<TD width="50%">Active Stats34-22-34</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=top><T></T>
<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><T>
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<TD width="30%">

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<TD width="80%">

</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Username:</TD>
<TD>
Moggy</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Group:</TD>
<TD>Feline

</TD></TR></T></T></TABLE></TD>
<TD vAlign=top><T></T>
<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><T>
<T>
<TR>
<TD width="30%">Account Status:</TD>
<TD width="80%">Taking a kat napp.
</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Joined:</TD>
<TD>1 Apr 2011 at 9:14pm</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Last Visit:</TD>
<TD>Today at 5:46pm</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Posts:</TD>
<TD>1675 [too many posts per day]</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Find Posts:</TD>
<TD>I use these to scratch on.
</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Online Status:</TD>
<TD>Logged onto my Ipaws2</TD></TR></T></T></TABLE></TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Information on my diamonte collar</TD>
<TD>Communicate Catawailing</TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=top><T></T>
<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><T>
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<TD width="30%">Real Name:</TD>
<TD width="80%">Bernard</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD width="30%">Gender:</TD>
<TD width="80%">Female
</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Date of Birth:</TD>
<TD>n/k Was a stray
</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Age:</TD>
<TD>37 in human years</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Location:</TD>
<TD>Altrincham</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Homepage:</TD>
<TD>Blue cross rescue centre</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Occupation:</TD>
<TD>Moderator
</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Interests:</TD>
<TD>Giving White owners a hard time
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<TR>
<TD>Private Message:</TD>
<TD>8 out of 10 Kats prefer Red.
</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Buddy List:</TD>
<TD>

Pugh, Pugh, Barley mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble, grubb.</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD width="30%">Email Address:</TD>
<TD width="80%">

Iamskat @notavirgin.</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>MSN Messenger:</TD>
<TD>Pigeon (unless I eat it first)</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>AIM Address:</TD>
<TD>

To turn the world pink.
</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Yahoo Messenger:</TD>
<TD>

Furballs</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>ICQ Number:</TD>
<TD>

999</TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>Skype Name:</TD>
<TD>

Kitty</TD></TR></T></T></TABLE></TD></TR>
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<TD colSpan=2>Signature Sorry ocifer, I didn't realise there was a speed limit, but I had to get home as I'd opened a bottle of Red and didn't want it to go flat.</TD></TR>
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JUKEOFYORK · Jun 19, 2011

Okay Fee, you can lock this thread now.

.... · Jun 19, 2011

I will just unlock it again, got to let LJ have her fun first, god job tho JOY, very funny and mostly true.....

Geoff_Juke · Jun 20, 2011

Can't do my profile. I signed the Official Secrets Act

The alternative profiles thread

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