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Not sure what voice you have were you are, but mine sounds like a nice young lady...and I like it...
 

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i got a grumpy old biddy who instead of saying "Turn left after 30 yards" says "You should have gone left back there" "you know your going to be late" and "why do i bother at all"

so yes a change or even a option of voices would be nice :D
 

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I think she is quite polite, until you start going a different way to what she is suggesting, then she sounds annoyed.


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I only use the voice if i am really lost...the voice button isvery handy
 

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My iPhone app (Co-Pilot) has a decent set of voice choices but could be improved.
Maybe I should volunteer?
"Oi, boyo, what you think you doin' now? You do want to go down by there, mun, not up by 'ere".
 

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I think either a change of voice to:Rolf Harris - G'day!!!or the fantastic voice of Robert Webb who does their adverts ---I love that mans voice ,....... love it love it love it love it.......Good choice for a voiceover man --- Put his voice on the CONNECT and i will buy another JUKE.
 

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Well - my hubby has a beautiful voice --- yes he does !!!!especially when he talks to me about changing my cars ... Robert Webbs voice is nicer though -- My hubby looks better though
Fee x
 

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I still say she sounds like Uhura from Star Trek.

The original one, not the hot new one.

I understand the Sat Nav's based on a Garmin system - but while Garmin offer new voices from Sponge Bob to Na'Vi, it doesn't seem to be an option for the Connect.
 

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Captain jack would guide you to the nearest Pub and demand a Rum haha
 

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wonder if they can get the Twinkle, Twinkle voice from the add to sing the directions :)
 

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Benzyl said:
wonder if they can get the Twinkle, Twinkle voice from the add to sing the directions :)
Directions might take too long, though:

'#at the... at the....... round-about (roundabout)... take the... take the....'

'For
sake I've been circling the roundabout for five minutes now!'
 

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just to sing directions not to emulate the adverts stutter effect lol
Turn right, .... turn Right. ..... now right again!how I wonder..... how you missed that turn.
 
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