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Here’s a story I’d like to tell about the dealer from ****.
Way back in September Baileys sent me a letter this weekend only man from
Nissan said cars a plenty, any new car at cost plus £60. Excellent me thinks a new car for bargain money calls up the dealer
oh no sorry the Juke isn’t in the offer , that’s not right I say it says here
any new Nissan cost plus £60 no not the Juke they say. OK so to Nissan I write and man in charge at
dealer, to be fair I receive a reply ok we will do a juke at cost plus £60 OK I
say excellent over I go to do a deal,get kicked in the goolies on the part
exchange, fair enough expected that in
light of price so deal is done car is brought,
this is sept 10<sup>th</sup> when
will it be I ask end of Oct begin of Nov
it says on the screen but it may
be earlier this is only a guide. All well and good I think until I join this
forum to discover many facts about the
JUKE not least the diesel wasn’t ever
likely to arrive before 5<sup>th</sup> Nov as they didn’t start building until
end of Oct now if this was known on the
forum then clearly dealer knew at time
of order so why lie about deliver and its possibility of early arrival.
Time goes by desperate for news and delivery I pester the
poor salesmanager for updates and news from the forum ,poor chap i think i must
reward him when i get my car for putting up with me so 2 cases of beer go his
was when i pick up my baby
So to the delivery day
oh no i cry a scratch on the tailgate when it had rubbed on the up and
over door of the valet bay i notice this as i showed the dealer how to fit the
parcel shelf as neither he or valeter knew how
Now to my scratch manager says he’ll put it right not with a
smart repair I sight these are cheap and nasty and not befitting a new car, he replies trust me
it will be a proper job so i drops the car off at 9 in the morning at lunch the same day i receive a call car is
done, this can’t be right i think so off we go to see get to car oh looky me
smart repair is misty and scratched and
a poor match i report this the manager
oh your right, not good I will put that
right.
I said right from the start proper job not smart i gave them
quote from my bodyshop but no we do it our way cheap and crap most times people
don t come back, but not me £16k on a car I want it right so we disagree a
plenty about the way to mend my booty, agreement not found so NCS i’m bound car
into my bodyshop I pay and fix myself at
least it’s a perfect job.
NCS I’m getting nowhere dealer tells them I am happy with the repair
which is true as I sorted it not you I
paid the bill and sent you but still you diss me on the forum too
Now friendly members read
as you will but i trust in me i give you no schpeel
I am £300 light and no wants to foot the bill to fix the car
they did ill
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Here’s a story I’d like to tell about the dealer from ****.
Way back in September Baileys sent me a letter this weekend only man from
Nissan said cars a plenty, any new car at cost plus £60. Excellent me thinks a new car for bargain money calls up the dealer
oh no sorry the Juke isn’t in the offer , that’s not right I say it says here
any new Nissan cost plus £60 no not the Juke they say. OK so to Nissan I write and man in charge at
dealer, to be fair I receive a reply ok we will do a juke at cost plus £60 OK I
say excellent over I go to do a deal,get kicked in the goolies on the part
exchange, fair enough expected that in
light of price so deal is done car is brought,
this is sept 10<sup>th</sup> when
will it be I ask end of Oct begin of Nov
it says on the screen but it may
be earlier this is only a guide. All well and good I think until I join this
forum to discover many facts about the
JUKE not least the diesel wasn’t ever
likely to arrive before 5<sup>th</sup> Nov as they didn’t start building until
end of Oct now if this was known on the
forum then clearly dealer knew at time
of order so why lie about deliver and its possibility of early arrival.
Time goes by desperate for news and delivery I pester the
poor salesmanager for updates and news from the forum ,poor chap i think i must
reward him when i get my car for putting up with me so 2 cases of beer go his
was when i pick up my baby
So to the delivery day
oh no i cry a scratch on the tailgate when it had rubbed on the up and
over door of the valet bay i notice this as i showed the dealer how to fit the
parcel shelf as neither he or valeter knew how
Now to my scratch manager says he’ll put it right not with a
smart repair I sight these are cheap and nasty and not befitting a new car, he replies trust me
it will be a proper job so i drops the car off at 9 in the morning at lunch the same day i receive a call car is
done, this can’t be right i think so off we go to see get to car oh looky me
smart repair is misty and scratched and
a poor match i report this the manager
oh your right, not good I will put that
right.
I said right from the start proper job not smart i gave them
quote from my bodyshop but no we do it our way cheap and crap most times people
don t come back, but not me £16k on a car I want it right so we disagree a
plenty about the way to mend my booty, agreement not found so NCS i’m bound car
into my bodyshop I pay and fix myself at
least it’s a perfect job.
NCS I’m getting nowhere dealer tells them I am happy with the repair
which is true as I sorted it not you I
paid the bill and sent you but still you diss me on the forum too
Now friendly members read
as you will but i trust in me i give you no schpeel
I am £300 light and no wants to foot the bill to fix the car
they did ill