[iamdabe]

Well slow Friday night over here, staying in looking after the little one so browsing the net I stumbled upon some people discussing the Juke, reading through and I found this little gem:

Why?

The automotive world is not a fashion show... They need to stop hiring fags to design their sh*t.

Which made me lol however it got me thinking, what's the funniest quote you've read?

 

[12Inchmick]

The quote from my dealer that the car would be delivered early October, Hilarious.
Hang on ------------------ thats not funny is it?
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[Kennyf]

The quote from my dealer that the car would be delivered early October, Hilarious.


Hang on ------------------ thats not funny is it?


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**** it , that was going to be my one! Edited by: Kennyf

 

[KevInJuke]

As I think iamdabe already knows, I've got quite a few funnies from peoplewho work and have worked forNissanUK, Nissan GB, NMUK the factory, NissanEu, Nissan Globaland their various agencies (who often dont seem to know whateach otherare doing and get as frustrated as the rest of us withthe crazy goings on at Nissan sometimes)

This includes some internal emails which I received during Juke launch, which obviously weren't intended for my eyes

I'm not putting them on here free of charge.
Knowledge is powerwith a big companylike Nissan.
Nissans ownPRpeoplecalls it 'leverage' and I think of these snippets and funnies as "bargaining tools" Mwhahaha.

Imight be able touse them for blackmail and bribery purposes

- I've had a few freebies/invites out of Nissan already, andI'm hoping there'll be a few more to come yet.

 

[iamdabe]

As I think iamdabe already knows, I've got quite a few
funnies from peoplewho work and have worked forNissanUK, Nissan GB,
NMUK the factory, NissanEu, Nissan Globaland their various agencies (who
often dont seem to know whateach otherare doing and get as frustrated
as the rest of us withthe crazy goings on at Nissan sometimes)

This includes some internal emails which I received during Juke
launch, which obviously weren't intended for my eyes

I'm not putting them on here free of charge.
Knowledge is powerwith a big companylike Nissan.
Nissans ownPRpeoplecalls it 'leverage' and I think of these
snippets and funnies as "bargaining tools" Mwhahaha.

Imight be able touse them for blackmail and bribery
purposes

- I've had a
few freebies/invites out of Nissan already, andI'm hoping there'll be a
few more to come yet.

Surely you can spare one funny-non-incriminating-one you can share!

 

[silverjuke]

Funniest?

The Nissan google Ads at the bottom of each page:, "Drive a Nissan Juke. The wait is over."