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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
ive got a new car
it is a nissan juke
i tried a mini countryman
but the looks just made me puke

anyone want to add another verse
 

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A selection of colours from which to choose
Black,red, brown or blue what is there to lose?
But which one is best?There's no need to fight
We all know the answer "Its gotta be WHITE!!!!"
 

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Discussion Starter · #5 ·
i like cartoons
my favourites scooby doo
but if i bought a nissan juke
it would be haptic blue
 

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Discussion Starter · #6 ·
should i get the red
or should i get the white
as long as i dont wait too long
i couldnt give a sh*teEdited by: DRH12
 

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Discussion Starter · #7 ·
nissan make quite good cars
theyve really got the knack
but if you buy a brand new juke
make sure its sapphire black
 

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Whilst sat at some traffic lights
A mini pulled up to my right,
But when the lights turned green
All he saw was the exhaust of my Tekna White!
 

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If Nissan had a pound,
for every car thats late
They'll have lots of money in the bank
Like the Bankers that we hate


We know the Juke is a fab car

but supply is a big worry

Dont fret - my friends - I hear them say,

Well make them in a hurry

No CVT, no AWD

We're sorry, we cant make

The only thing we can supply.....
......is Nissan chocolate cake!!!

sorry guys lost the place in the first line - i'll never be a poet laureate!!!

Can I just say the rhymes above are FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!

Fee x

Edited by: feefeeglasgow
 

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I wanted to buy a new car
and didn't have to go very far
tofind a sexy Nissan Juke
It makes other drivers puke
with jealousy... ha ha ha ha !


I'm rubbish a rhymes, lol!
 

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Sorry guys lost the place in the first line - i'll never be a poet laureate!!!






Fee - laureate....... Is that where posh Scottish folk wash their clothes


Lj x
 

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Kats said:
Holy s**t

My dig-t is quick
Step aside Dickens we have new Queen!That says all you need to say!
 

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Discussion Starter · #18 ·
youve bought a nissan juke
because its fresh and funky
and when you had a drive of it
you found the gears clunky
 

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Discussion Starter · #19 ·
some people like to smile
some people like to frown
it doesnt matter which one it is
if you drive the brown
 

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A Nissan Juke is what you need to make your neighbours curtains twitch, especially her in the fiesta next door that's what she gets the bitch!
 
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