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Nissan GB have Bonita Norris to help launch the JUKE allegedly due to her patriotism, her achievements, and sense of adventure.
Here's how they do it in politically-incorrect Japan:


With a 19 year old girl who caresses the gear shift, puts her make up on, has a kip in the passenger seat, kneels down in the luggage area (for some reason) etc etc.











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Those seats don't look very comfy, although she may have got a DVD player in there somewhere (maybe that's it in the central console)
Not quite sure what she'll do when she needs the um....you know....to spend a penny or a yen or whatever.




 

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Due to an overwhelming response
(one person asked)

I am hereby giving you another couple of pics of the wife.
(OK I lied there)




OMG Have you been out buying tat again woman!

 

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I wondered what it was she gave me to drink.
I thought it was orange squash.

(USB port shown in 2nd photo below.)


 

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martinhold said:
does she come as part of the Premium Pack !!!!
I'm not sure she's a "Premiumquality" girl - her table manners aren't very good for a start,
look how she slurps the milk out of the bottom of her cornflake bowl.




OMG, I'm in trouble now,
she's found my porn stash!

 

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They're obviously not fussy in Japan.
It seemsthey'll let any old dog sit in their Juke




Thank you for bringing this old thread back to life BTW.
 

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Classic, the dogs taken over the whole back of the car! Not much room in there now for the 19 year old girl to have her dinner and shes no hope of lying back for a sleep in the front now the back seats are down.
 

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I don't know what happened to the girl - her fella probably traded her in for the dog:
more useful and cheaper to look after.

Am I the only one who thinks the 'face' of the Juke looks slightly canine at times?
 
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