Has this great Text earlier, think this Thread should have rules - you can only post if you add a joke at the same time, or just post a joke for the **** of it... Here's the 1st one

Hi everyone, I thought I'd post this in case someone was having the same problem. We have a juke 1.5dci. It has had the anti skid warning light on for some time although it passes an mot every year. After checking the fault codes, it recorded C1130, and sometimes other spurious codes. C1130...

Hi All, Was wondering if anyone else had experienced the issue which ive been intermittently experiencing and my dealership dont appear to have seen it before. On the odd occasion when I unlock my Juke and start the engine the "Key" light on the dashboard will stay on during driving for...

I bought my automatic, 4-wheel drive Juke brand new in December and have had problems with it from the start. It keeps refusing to start - my foot is on the brake and the car is in park. Windows operate and the radio works but the car won't start. It took 8 pushes of the stop/start button before...

Hi, Got a problem with a 64 plate Nissan Juke. Our entertainment/connect unit system stopped working a few weeks ago. We bought the car from Arnold Clark in Nov 17 and within 6 months, the connect unit started showing the nissan badge and cycling between that screen and a boot-up screen...